Colohottie

What is Colohottie?


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A girlish man, with semi-decent fashion sense who tans and waxes more than any girl should. He likes to be seen without a shirt on, making stupid kissy faces. A colohottie is one who will lead on any girl in a 2000 mile radius. He lies way too much, and is as moody as a girl on her period. His Stickam shows he is friends with lots of girls, but believe me, he isn't getting any tonight. He wears his waxed up hair in a bun at night, and wears a shower cap by day. If someone messes with his hair and/or eyebrows, he must shower in that shit.

Dude, that was SO uncolohottie.

See colo, hottie, colohottie, guido, jerkoff


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