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masturbating
Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his..
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Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
I was so loaded last night I was ba..
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a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card
His most memorable m..