Colon Blow Edit Meaning

1.

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

2.

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

See paul

3.

In video games, a deadly shot to the anal reigon, especially from beneath. Afterwards the shooter will exclaim his excitement over his semi-homosexual accomplishment to all those congregated. Can also be referred to as Colon Blast.

Noob: "Dude, who shot me in the ass?"

Pwnzor: "Better lay off the wheaties, cuz you just got a COLON BLOW!"

See colon, blow, video, games, anal, blast

4.

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!

Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??

5.

The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.

Jay just gave Mary a Colon Blow

See colon, blow, colon blow, anal, sex, anal sex, intercourse

6.

(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a glass of malt liquor. Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). Named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker's bowels.

Daniel: Hey dude, did you know that there is a Facebook group called "If 1,000 people Join This Group Michael Hearn Will Do 10 Colon Blows."?

Luis: No one can do 10 Colon Blows and live.

See colon, alcohol, booze, everclear, 40's

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