Colon Captain

What is Colon Captain?

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One who is not a pirate, but an owner of ones anal region. It crusades and controls all its inhabitants with unmatched control and leadership qualities.

Ruzz: Shiver me timbers, my anal region is quite irritated!

Rory: Oh shit mate, we need to call the colon captain!
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