Colon Cleaner Edit Meaning

1. what toilet paper is for. After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the ..

1. When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building. Hey Jon you really should clean y..

1. A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three year..