Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Utensiling

1. when males and females lie together all facing the same way type 1: clothed type 2: unclothed The other day my boyfriend and i were u..

One Way Street

1. A road you drive in the same direction as everyone else on... Most of the time. My sister-"There's no traffic going the same ..

Zsofia

1. A crazy foreign girl who loves black people and has a fondness for drinking heavily and dancing to european techno. Guy 1: OMG did you ..

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