Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Puggie

1. a puggie or puggy is a monkey lowland Scots he's as fu' as a puggie he is as drunk as a monkey See puggy, puggled, ape, monk..

Justang

1. Noun. A gangbanging, crack-slanging homie who's always down for his shit. Verb. add -ing. to gangbang. Damn homie, youse a justan..

Zhyeah

1. Interjection 1) An expression of exuberance, glee, happiness, etc. 2) Said when supporting the previous speaker's statment Early..

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