Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Icescram

1. excited, energetic, happy, hyper, filled with energy. I was filled with icescram! See Ellie..

Uberificate

1. to make something that is not yet uber, uber. i am going to uberificate this design then people will like it..

Godspeeder

1. A Jesus freak. She is going on a mission trip with other Godspeeders. See godspeed, god, jesus, christian, freak..

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