Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Jagoff

1. A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh "Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n'at&q..

Shush Girl Shut Your Lips Do The Hellen Keller And Talk With Your Hips

1. shut up and dance! Shush girl shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips -Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3 See 3oh!3, he..

Quasimoto Sex

1. sex with your hunched over making you look like the hunchback of notre dame hey donna, that was great quasimoto sex! See sex, arch 1...

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