Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Valhalla Magic

1. the one and only amazing skills produced by the valhalla soccer team. santiagos goal was not only finesse, it was pure magic..

Patookiss

1. the derriere of a human being, the tush, the buns, the posterior side That girl's got one amazing patookiss! See butt, buns, pato..

Reclaimed Insult

1. Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. ..

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