Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Eyedeek

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Loller Skates

1. A creative way to express laughing out loud, or LOL. Dude: "Oh man did you see that guy smash his face on that wall? classic...&qu..

Haloweenies

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