Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Mammydo

1. to have a haircut done so badly,it looks like you mom cut it for you! We were all hanging out after 3rd period and strated laughing whe..

Trickler

1. The act of getting hit by a slow moving backwards green or red shell in Mario Kart aww man just got nailed by that trickler =( aaaaaaa..

Obambamboozled

1. Being fooled, tricked, or conned by Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually when one believes that he is not a typical ..

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