Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Ysw

1. 1. yeah, sure, whatever. used normally by lazy teenagers who don't really like to listen to annoying parents. 2. yodeling stops w..

Lambada

1. Amusing Latin-style party dance: 1. Imagine you have a pencil up your arse. 2. Try to draw a figure 8 on the wall. "Of course, w..

Gartin

1. v. To mess something up so much that no one can possibly repair it. n. Referring to somebody that is disliked by a majority of a group ..

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