Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Yesss

1. It's pretty much a saying used by the best comic genius ever Napoleon Dynamite "This one tastes like it got into a field of ..

Aqap

1. as quicky as possible. I finished up my work aqap so I could chill with my buddies. See aqap, as, quickly, asap..

Slozzy

1. The type of snot when you have a sinus infection. Generally evident by it's yellow or greenish hue and it's unique taste and ..

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