Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Yarney

1. dubious; unlikely "Flying pigs? That's a yarney story."..

The Animal

1. A beast of a man who on the word practice humps any moving object in sight, esp. Fat Wielert and hot women. He sleeps in a cage and eat..

Rug Monkey

1. A nickname for male genetalia "Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey." See junk, genetalia, cock, ba..

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