Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Buttb

1. Acronym for Belly Up To The Bar. Time to punch out and head over to O'Malley's to get me some much needed BUTTB time. See bu..

Brownburg

1. when you take a dump and the turd is sticking out of the water a little and smells really bad because of it. dude, i just took a dump a..

Hamstered

1. *Being excessively drunk. *Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery. *Level of intoxicatio..

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