Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

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V-card

1. Term used to define one's virginity. All virgins have a "V-Card" until they "cash it in" for sex. Guy 1: Wher..

Eingang

1. 1. From the German, meaning 'to enter,' saying that you want someone (like "I'd hit that") 1. I'd eingang..

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