Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zapdangle

1. to interrupt and cut off a less important story with a more important funnier one. Katie was telling Brett about her afternoon with he..

Rotfloijhm

1. Rolling on the floor laughing ow i just hurt myself Person #1: Hey my brother just said hi Person #2: ahahahha rotfloijhm See lol, ro..

Endz

1. your zone, your streets, your area. you comin down streatham 2day? y dont u come meet down myyyy endz See abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ..

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