Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Sweasburr

1. shortened way to say "sweet as butter" reggie: dude i just totally scored with that chick. friend: damn. you're sweasbu..

Zummoed

1. When your computer networks gets 'fucked up' beyone repair, and your IT professional tells you there is nothing he/she can do ..

Emerita

1. The one word that describes the undesribable feeling twoards that special someone you love so much with a passion Dayuuum this girl got..

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