Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zilt

1. nothing in some language "nyet, nada, zilt, nothing" (somewhere in scrubs season 1, ep. 10) See nothing, nada, nyet, zero, n..

Occuard

1. A really stupid way of spelling awkward. This mispelling started in Boston Massachusetts as a result of the Boston accent. The way you ..

Clipside

1. A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than ..

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