Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Murgglemuff

1. A person who has orange clown hair or clown colored pubes. I bet that girls box has murgglemuff writen all over it. See firebox..

French Rag

1. When You Go Down On A Girl While She's On The Rag. "She Wanted Me To Fuck Her While She Was On Her Period But She Didn't..

Emergent

1. An emergency with urgency. This is an emergent hair fix! See Gwen..

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