Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zetla

1. Arabic slang for "weed", use by french drug dealaz. "want some pure shit ? i got som bomb azz zetla for you dude" ..

Punnery

1. The act of committing a pun. Invoking a pun (play on words) in any situation can be deemed a punnery. You gotta love the punnery. 1. ..

Eh Da Da

1. The words someone says when they are trying to think of something to say. Usually said by stupid foreign people. Eh da da eh um da eh c..

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