Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zabb

1. (n) the instrument of male temperament. "...but when he saw that the other man had a dark and lively zabb, so long that the eye mi..

Chodefit

1. An obnoxiously chode-ish outfit, like the ones minimum wage jobs force on thier employees. I have to go to work, let me change into my ..

G-alarm

1. The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm. "My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives b..

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