Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zipper Piggy

1. A female who performs the act of fellatio often. Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goi..

Juggalo/juggalette

1. 1. A self applied label used by a large group of people with similar interests...used to describe their individuality, while fanboying ..

Quimbee

1. A person that gains pleasure from sucking the farts out of dead chickens. Bob is a Quimbee (Bob likes to suck dead chicken ass) See fa..

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