Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Edmirer

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Unwell

1. To be at a level of extreme awesomeness. Aaron, that trick was unwell! See sick, ill, awesome, rad, disgusting..

Just-in-case Christian

1. A Christian who does exactly as they please all week and then gets dressed up on Sunday and goes to church "just in case." GW..

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