Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

The Record Player

1. Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit ..

Ginger Fail

1. A fail done by one called a "ginger" ooh. scary. typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ..

Uncalled For

1. Not necessary, not required, not wanted. Stand up comediant: "LOOK! THERE'S A NIGGA!" Guy in the crowd: "That was ..

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