Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Ogive

1. The limp, unerect form of the penis on a very cold day upon which it shrivells to approximately half its orginal size and is very hard t..

Bytyan

1. Originaly a quote from the TV show 'family guy' short for "because you touch yourself at night" In answear to a for..

Notum

1. Its not so much part of the asshole as it is the name for the 'hole' cavity itself. That guys notum is ripped! See ass, hole..

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