Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Efforting

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Froan

1. What you do when a cheesy joke makes you both frown and groan. Person 1: "I have a sour opinion of lemonade." Person 2: *fro..

San Fran Sicko

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