Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Pullin' A Dale

1. fake falling asleep when an UGLY chick is trying to hook up with you. John: dude, did he just fall asleep on that girl? joe: nahh, he&..

Notre Chad

1. A tower, like the one of notre dam, but in chaddesden, inhabbited by a fat, overgrown, hunchbacked lizard. He's left the safety of..

Jessabell

1. What to call some one if you do not know ther name, jeffrey if it is a male hew jessabell, come owa ere!! See jessabell, name, jeffrey..

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