Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Adorafuckable

1. n. The state of being simultaneously labeled extremely cute and extremely sexually arousing. Guy 1: Have you ever met my friend Cathy? ..

Yort!-dar

1. Use of the word YORT! in a radar-like way. Gibbo couldn't see Pants in the crowd, so he shouted YORT! and found Pants when he shou..

Pablo Time

1. Someone that is on their own schedule or has their own agenda going on. Usually having good times with friends and loses track of real t..

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