Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Npaa

1. Means "No Problem At All". Used allot among a group of people on efnet as a reply to "thanks for *". <lamer>..

Accribitz

1. To increase. From the second episode of the TV show Veronica's Closet, in which a character made up the word for a press release t..

Yogurt

1. Space Balls character made to mock Yoda of Star Wars Yogurt: "You must use the scwartz" See NRB 2. a very healthy thing. t..

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