Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Oracle, The

1. Def 1: "Tim" a.k.a. all knowing Def 2: one who can say "I knew that" or begin sentences with "actually..."..

Tricky Moves

1. Sexual activity between two people. My friend brought home a guy from the bar and they had tricky moves while I was sleeping...

Caveat

1. A warning or caution. Used by piece-of-shit A-holes at work who try to sound important in meetings to cover up their utter incompetence...

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