Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Yamilee

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Vajuicy

1. (adj.): Having an exceedingly wet vagina. see also: vajuice, n. Carly was so vajuicy that I almost drowned going down on her. See vag..

Zoozaphruse

1. A form of Haza. Stating that you're excited. Used In I hate my 30's. Zoozaphruse, I know it. Zoozaphuse this way! or just pl..

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