Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

12:46

1. when everyone at the party swears it's at least 3am, but when someone finally pulls our their phone to check, it's much earlie..

Ilene Chaiken

1. n. Ilene Chaiken 1. Creator, writer and producer of Showtime's hit series, The L Word. 2. Evil, narcissisticbitch that promptly k..

Gerdi

1. Whore slut hooker Man, you look like a GERDI. See Psycho..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Colon Distress Edit Meaning