Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Esmerelda

1. a joint made up of "roaches" you have three roaches in the ashtray, why don't you roll up an esmerelda? See joint, roac..

Eat Dope

1. To clearly misuse marijuana-related slang to convey the act of smoking marijuana. I'm going to pack this joint, then let's go..

Eckankar

1. A religion created by Paul Twitchell in the '60's. Basically if the guy who invented Scientology had invented Hinduism while o..

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