Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Bvvvmph

1. The sound you make when u cockslap someone. "BVVVMPH" I just cockslapped ur neck! See cockslap, whiplash, steve irwin stin..

Rotussin

1. a female that looks like a well-sesoned rotisserie turkey Damn! that girl got rotussin ass. See Jameka..

1. A short fat racist Asian girl with pubes for head hair and a lazy eye. Christina is an example of an xt - she is disgusting. See asian..

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