Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zompkin

1. The act of giving a blumpkinto a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie. Guy: What's wrong?! Girl: Well, I thought I was g..

Zombs

1. Shortened name for Nazi Zombies in Call of Duty 5. Usually shouted out when there's just too many of them. Oh my GOD... It's ..

5 By

1. Short for "5 by 5" meaning "loud and clear." Also used to mean "I'm okay" per Faith (Eliza Dusku), t..

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