Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Inner City Pwnage

1. When you tie someone down, skeet their eyes shut, and repeatedly hit them with a shovel. It is optional to also scream " Who's..

Blankethug

1. Being cuddled under a blanket with one or more people, and hugging. This makes it more cosy than a normal hug. I was feeling kinda down..

Ass Gravel

1. yet another term for feces, poop, shit, etc. i gotta deposit a load of ass gravel... See ass, gravel, shit, poo, poop..

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