Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

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Blampt

1. Adj. Similar to blamped. Any attire or general appearance that is obviously carefully crafted, yet gives the overall appearance of hide..

Z's

1. To sleep. I'm not sure of how many ways to use it though. If you were sleeping you wouldn't be "z'ing." The o..

Anal Fetish

1. Someone who has an unhealthy obsession to observe or participate anal activity. Megs at quakecon 2006 displayed tell tale signs of some..

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