Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Kennywood's Open!

1. from the Pittsburgh area, when the zipper of your jeans is down, an 'open fly'. 'Kennywood' refers to a local amusem..

Upton

1. Uptons are lovely people. You are lovely, you are such an Upton. See hood-rat 2. a small town in Massachusetts Upton was voted &quo..

Curtianious

1. something with alot of detail. Your room is very curtianious. See detail, booyah, flag, ass..

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