Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Laylove

1. A girl that loves to lay. She will have sex with anyone, she is always on time and never says no. 1-I am trying to get with that girl!..

'edda

1. When someone acts/does/says something considering crazy by someone else "she's a complete 'edda!"..

Drive-by Reunion

1. Our of the blue, someone contacts an old friend, former co-worker or ex-lover through a social network -- but then doesn't respond ..

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