Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Eyeshot

1. 1> Similar to earshot, eyeshot is the ability to see within a certain distance without distortion of visible object you are focusing ..

5 Yard Penalty

1. When people is alway on jock and u need yo 5 yard of space DAMN BITCH....(announcer) 5 yard penalty on the tip rider See back, yo, ass..

Hela Bela

1. 1.in a restaurant hela bela is eating from everybodys' dish without asking permission, usualy using only bare hands. 2.at work hel..

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