Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Uberageness

1. n. An occurance of uber-greatness. Needless suffixes compulsory. "Woah, did you see Mrs. Roman's head explode in English? It ..

Nanered Out

1. When you have had a bananaor naner and it has become so nasty that you cannot eat it any more. I had a naner in my bag, but walking thr..

Zangger

1. This is when a someone sticks three fingers up a anyone's butt. Yo, that girl got da zangger yo! See butt, fingers, japan, croati..

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