Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Oodle On A Poodle

1. what you do to the bitchthat doesnt make you a sandwich. Hey, C-dog whats up? Just shutup Bitch and make me a sandwich. I aint your s..

Your [patter]'s Like Water

1. A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects..

A/v Nerd

1. an outcast type who specializes in working the equipment in communications class, a/v being audiovisual that A/V nerd sure knows how to..

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