Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

King Gordy

1. A rap artist who uses haunting tunes and who might just rock it out. Really hard. Really. King Gordy is one helluvan awesome mother f**..

Rant Box

1. You use someone as your rant box when you just bitch to them without regard for what they think. Usually done by someone upset about som..

Peachtree Frogger

1. Jaywalkingin Atlanta. Since 90% of the roads in Atlanta are called "Peachtree rd, st, ln, ect.." Comes from the Atari game F..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Colon Distress Edit Meaning