Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Low Donut

1. A midget that is a lesbian. Carmelita and Josefina, two lesbians, were discussing their taste in women over coffee at the Big Clit Cafe..

Sheepy-back

1. Wearing Ugg Boots without socks so your feet are directly in contact with the sheep skin fur stuff. Going sheepy-back keeps my feet war..

Rippin' Hood

1. Robin Hood...but ripped ;D Now THAT'd be a movie I'd like to see. He'd be smexayy. Hey have you seen Rippin' Hood..

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