Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

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1. Expression used ironically in a mocking tone to suggest that something idiotic someone has done is exactly what any ordinary intelligent..

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