Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Ziggle

1. When rock climbing, to scale the wall using neither hand holds nor foot holds. To simply ascend the wall using pure will power and creat..

Doopa Spelunker

1. One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area. "My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night..

Macly Retarded

1. unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not ..

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