Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Bata

1. buy and throw away..

Guch Cheese

1. The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm. Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said..

Flat-rocking

1. urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound. Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was fl..

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