Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Zwaumbafa

1. Noun. Pronnonced zuwah uum ba fa High level of frustration ZWAUMBAFA!!! i forgot to do my homework again!!! See frustration, zwaumbaf..

Alajo

1. A motion made when a large boner unexpectedly rises in your pants. When Daniel Gerstell saw a naked chipmunk he made a large alajo See..

Clusterful

1. A defining cluster. My class was so clusterful, it's not even funny. Motherfuckers didn't get one word I said. See retards, ..

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