Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Baby's Momma

1. the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculati..

Vao

1. Coolest person whoever lived, also hit on by many people (i.e Sono Ketsurui) and people thought he was god and brought him chocolate in ..

Fruit Bootie

1. A huge homo who loves to get fucked straight up the ass. roger: Ouch yesterday i had the best butt sex. no i cant sit down! phil: yo..

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