Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Nascaring

1. Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn. Person 1: What the hell is ..

Zant

1. To advise wise stuff during times of need. The girl gave a zant about love to the child. See Circe..

Nj Bubble Buster.

1. When you are fucking a bitch in the ass doggy style and give her a good old fashion cream pie and when she attempts to blow out the jizz..

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