Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Twuilt

1. The guilty feeling you get when you haven't Twittered recently. A combination of twitter + guilt. I'm feeling a lot of twuilt..

[woo]

1. A word used to express exicitement or celebration. Woo, we are going to the beach! See woo, fun, celebration, joy, happy..

Russian Mail Order Bride

1. little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them. they are only in the relationship..

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