Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Lockerboy

1. The boy you see on the first day of school when you walk by his locker, which just so happens to be covered in pictures of bands you lov..

Status Update

1. A change to one's facebook status. "Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"..

Quintin

1. The words comes from 100 b.c. when a beautiful princess was heard screaming 'Quintin,Quintin' during intercourse.Ever since th..

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