Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Extreme Frodoing

1. The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travell..

Leemerette

1. One who is married to the Leemer. Leemerette would like to Go To The John. See amigos, leemer, p1, Leemerette..

Up The Stump

1. When a woman is pregnant she is said to be up the stump. Some one has become pregnant, they are up the stump. See pregnant, knocked up..

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