Colon Distress

What is Colon Distress?

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Cret

1. A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid co..

Gazungas

1. boobs, tits, titties, boobies, breasts, baps, balconne (sp?), jugs, melons, palmfruit, nipplesacks, balloons, coconuts, etc. whadda pai..

Lopac

1. a low life scally bastard who enjoys robbing you, fighting and saying gay words like hiyaaaaaaaar! L: life O: Of P: Poverty A: and ..

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