Colon Fairy

What is Colon Fairy?


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Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

See anus, poop shoot, tool, bad, awake


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