Colon Goalie

What is Colon Goalie?

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?

Guy 2: No way dude!

Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

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