What is Colon Lock?
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(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
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