Colon Monarch Edit Meaning

1. The only place on earth that securely ties itself to a chair and then cordially invites all the scumbags of the world to come and rob it..

1. During the act of shucking corn one becomes horny, if they're creative they will place the corn cob in an orifice of a close friend..

1. Someone that pulls up to a stoplight and leaves an obscene amount of space between themselves and the next car. Resulting in frusturati..