Colon Patroller

What is Colon Patroller?


1.

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

See turd burglar, butt pirate, anal intruder, colon pirate


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