What is Colon Patroller?
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someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
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when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.
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shorter term for, fucked in the ass. used when u get jewed, screwed, ect.
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