What is Colon Patroller?
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someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
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a fuckin squirrel who is 8 years old
ex. "josh waite, your an 8 year old squirrel....dammit!"
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Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "C..
