What is Colon Patroller?
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someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
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Random Words:
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Ovaries, or Recessed Testicles.Commonly found inside women.
"omg becky he punched me in the reccesticles!"
See ovaries, ches..
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a device for jangling often attached to a monkey
My monkey's jangle-berries are broken
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A dangleberry which jangles, therefor ..
