What is Colon Patroller?
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someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
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an emo piece of shit that has no feelings basically a jackass
did u hear angel lopez dumped milk on a girl and had someone fight for hi..
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Getting stoned.
I was so Yugandan last night after smoking all of my Yuga that I passed out on the couch watching Invasion From Planet ..
