What is Colon Patroller?
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someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
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When someone is so hot that they can be there own online porn star.
That girl was so netilicious in her sexisode!
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