Colon Shifter

What is Colon Shifter?

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

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