Colonel Batty Edit Meaning

1. A euphemism for a very small penis. Johnny spends a lot of time polishing his red Corvette. See corvette, red, polishing, johnny..

1. Yeti Slap is largely similar to a “Chimp Slap” in the fact these are the most brutal of slaps. The kind of slap that has you doing a spi..

1. When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you m..