Colonel Douche

What is Colonel Douche?


1.

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

See fag, douche, shaving cream, dick


85

Random Words:

1. The enlarged clitoris of a hermaphrodite, resembling a banana. My, your vagibanana is rather firm today...
1. A cool mother, that relates to the general public with an air of 'fuck off i'm cooler than you and you better deal with it.&ap..
1. That horrible oil that gathers around the edge of a dinner plate whilst eating badly-cooked or cheap canteen food. Unnaturally red or ye..