What is Colonel Lingus?
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N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.
Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!
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