Colonel Rubens

What is Colonel Rubens?


1.

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

See genie, colonel, fat, bitches

2.

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

See colonel, commando, 'nam


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