Colonel Sandurz

What is Colonel Sandurz?


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The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.

2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!

Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!

Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!

Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

See Sierra Bravo


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