Colonel Thomas

What is Colonel Thomas?


1.

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

See colonel, thomas, dump, gerth, steamer


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