What is Coloneled?
1.
The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.
I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.
That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.
Your mom was Coloneled.
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2.
When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.
I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.
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