Colonial Edit Meaning

1.

An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

“Damn Ruddy, why you gotta go colonial all the time?”

“That frat is so fucking colonial”

See colonial, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, sauced, sloshed, raging, shitshow, inebriated, booze, boozing, ruddy

2.

a ghetto schoolin Orlando, Florida that is full of Puerto Ricans that think they are the shitand are actually a bunch of fuck nuggets

Reinaldo: "Let's go to Colonial!"

Billy: "Nah man that school is full with a bunch of wanna be gangsters that can't hang with any real niggas."

See school, dumbass, hell, heaven, smart, fun

3.

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.

Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.

See american, yank, septic

4.

A list of sexual moves with a Colonial them. Before performing any of these, one must say to his or her partner "Let me take you back to a time when things were more... civilized." Also know as The Colonial Times.

"I was laying in bed with Ben Reilly last night, and he said to me 'Let me take you back to a time when things were more civilized' and I just knew that I was going to get a Town Crier!"

"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."

See boston tea party, sexual, moves

5.

adjective. meaning old school, from back in the day

Dude, "JNCO Jeans are so colonial."

See old school, retro, modern, vintage, old