Colonial Retreat

What is Colonial Retreat?


1.

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!

Dude on Bus: (sad) ok

(20 minutes later)

Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!

Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back

Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

See poop, turd, bowels, movement, bm


43

Random Words:

1. A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you d..
1. One of the most advanced kinds of people in the world, fast reactions, witty and always willing to help someone Wow you're so funn..
1. a scene kid that takes themselves too seriously and uses scene icons such as guns and robots and bandannas and ninjas often. often these..