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When you masturbate too much and your hand gets tinted yellow
Person 1 - Did you just piss all over your hand?
Person 2 - Nah, I just ..
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Rolling on floor laughing because i lost my artificial limbs!
Person 1: "Did you see John get kicked in the balls?"
Person 2..
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Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job..