Colonic Music

What is Colonic Music?

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.

Dennis: Who was it?

Felix: Enya...Only Time.

See ass, colon, shit, poo, crap

Lying On Your Dick

1. 1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously. 2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone. MAN: Your ugl..

Uh-uh

1. A weak negation--no; not really; nope. Not as strong as "nuh-uh". Do you want to go to the concert? Uh-uh. See yes, no, no..

Hornswaggling

1. hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns. Hey Joe want's to get lucky with so..

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