Colonic Music

What is Colonic Music?

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.

Dennis: Who was it?

Felix: Enya...Only Time.

See ass, colon, shit, poo, crap

Town Pump

1. When there is only one well in a town, EVERYONE in town has to go to the same pump to get water. Just like everyone in town goes to pum..

Zester

1. A fart that burns coming out, clears the room and makes others gag. "I just let a zester go" "Man that zester really pu..

Hofriend

1. Girlfriend with questionable sexual morals. Hey homes, who's your new Hofriend. See trailer trash, ho, goldigger..

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