Colonic Music

What is Colonic Music?

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.

Dennis: Who was it?

Felix: Enya...Only Time.

See ass, colon, shit, poo, crap

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