Colorado Springs Edit Meaning

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Colorado Springs is a decently sized town in Colorado that is about 80 miles south of Colorado's capital, Denver. There is absolutely nothing to do here, unless you're over 21, but still. There are movie theaters, and two stupid malls. Oh ya... Skate City. C-town (as we like to call it) is popular because it is right by Pikes Peak and Garden of the Gods is here. (Anyone up for hiking?) And Colorado's biggest Evangelical church is here, New Life Church. It is also home to millions of teenagers who have no lives, so they make one on myspace... because there's nothing to do in Colorado Springs. Oh, yes, and it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. And it is notorious for uber fast weather changes.

Teenage Visitor: It's fucking cold.

Colorado Spings native:If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll be different.

Teenage visitor: There's nothing to do here.

Colorado Springs native: OH, I know, let's go to Walgreens!

Becky: I wanna go back to Miami.

See colorado, ski, denver, boring

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Founded in the late 1800's by General William Jackson Palmer, it is Colorado's second-largest city. It is cradled between the Rockiesto the west and the Monument Divide to the North. It is 6,000 feet above sea level, with a population of about 375,000. The weather can be erratic, going from sun to rain, ro sun again, in a matter of minutes. Some of its attractions, in and around the area, are Garden of the Gods, Pikes Peak, North Pole, and the U.S. Air Force Academy.

Some of Colorado Springs' surrounding cities and towns include, Fountain, Security, Ft. Carson, Black Forest, and Canon City(pronounced canyon).

Also referred to as C-Town, The Springs, and other names.

"Man, this weather is crazy. We must be in the Springs by now."

"The Springs?"

"Yeah. Colorado SPRINGS."

See colorado, springs, fountain, security, black forest

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Home to the best hookah bar I've ever been to - 40 Thieves Hookah Lounge. The only legit thing to do in the Springs if your not 21.

Lauren - Dude, theres nothing to do in Colorado Springs I'm just gonna stay in tonight.

Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.

Lauren - k...

OR

Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.

Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.

Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!

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Colorado's greatest city.

Pikes peak destroys the Boulder flatirons

Downtown Colorado Springs blows away downtown boulder (oops I mean pearl street lol)

Colorado springs with its 500,000 ppl stomps Boulder's meer 96,000

Colorado springs accents, an interesting and musical brand found nowhere else in the nation, not even in Pueblo or Denver just an hour away each, stomps Boulder's generic accent which it acquired via osmosis from its many California transplants.

Colorado springs' conservative character via its millitary bases stomps the wacky liberalism of ward churchill and boulder

The standard of living in colorado springs stomps Boulder. 1100 a month can get you a four bedroom house on north powers in Springs. 1000 a month can get you a studio apartment in cramped public housing in Boulder.

Oh yeah and our girls are hotter too!

Long live Colorado springs!

Colorado springs is the greatest city in the nation. where i was born where i was raised where they'll put me in the ground.