What is Colorado State Patrol?

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Cops who have way to big of ego's who rather pull a law abiding soccer mom over for going 9 over than become a county cop and arrest an abusive husband.

They also patrol colorado as if all the roads are used as heavy drug roads and set up the most CRAZY ass speed traps to pull over those soccer moms and hard working men, trying to make a living.

Hey Mam, deputy i love speeders with the colorado state patrol, i pulled you over for going 7 over, where you in a hurry to?

Uhhhh, i'm dropping my son off at his soccer game........

Ok, well i'm writing you a ticket for 100 dollars and that should raise your insurance rates for a good 3 years, HAVE A NICE DAY, and SPEED SO i can pull you over again cause I LOVE doing traffic control than being out arresting drug dealers!

See colorado state patrol, soccer, mom, soccer mom, speeding, tickets
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