Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Selfmo

1. Someone who only has sex with themself Hey Jimmy did you hear Jake is a selfmo See beating the meat, jacking off, masterbation, master..

Crunk Cracker

1. THE Typical White Guy In The Group That Hangs Out With The Black Comunity. The Biggets Jack Ass That Always Gets In Trouble. -NAO There..

Ejaculanturn

1. When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the ..

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