Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Turd-breaker

1. A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets. I unscrewed the plun..

Grumblepuckey

1. an expression of defeat or frustration used especially when watching NFL Football on Sundays and being deep into the sauce. GRUMBLEPUCK..

Matt Himple

1. The perfection being really tall. You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple? See tall, skyscraper, tall drink of water..

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