Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Analversary

1. When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door. Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I..

Norton

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Mangrove Mask

1. When someone takes a shit on your face and rubs it in with their butt cheeks to make a lovely spa quality mask. She was feeling the nee..

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