Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Vajudgement

1. noun - a woman's ability to evaluate a situation in terms of her sexual desires "I have no idea why I slept with him. My vaju..

Ooprex

1. Any type of sex where poop is involved. "Dude, that ooprex last night was so good, she smeared poop all over my chest." See ..

So Now You Care!

1. The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Colorado Steamer Edit Meaning