Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

You're No Pat Myers.

1. A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of Pat Myers. Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall becaus..

You're Smashed!

1. Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drun..

Zippity Zubaz

1. The fashion sense of the well heeled northerners (usually Canadian), especially their love of the "Zubaz" brand shorts. When ..

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