Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Love Muck

1. A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding. I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!! See Mc..

Epsom Ballaz

1. Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know..

Urban Sombrero

1. A hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero. J. Peterman: (rubbing..

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