Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Zipping The Mattress

1. 1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability. 2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity. 1) Yeah, Joh..

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Flirtini

1. alcoholic beverage which includes Vodka, Champagne and Pineapple Juice that was popularized by an episode in the HBO series "Sex an..

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