Colorado Steamer

What is Colorado Steamer?

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

Poopsmith

1. n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See a..

Fuck Rod

1. A man's penis....perferibly black...so that you can fuck a fuck hole "Damn baby I'm gonna fuck yo fuck hole with my Fuck..

Homometer

1. coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show. a classier version of the gaydar like a gay radar... it's called a homome..

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