Coloradowned

What is Coloradowned?

to be ownedwithin colorado borders, possibly by skiing, playing the Broncos, or even by the wildlife

Marco was coloradowned when the buffalo sodomized him.

See owned, pwned

Loaded Fist

1. A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks offin..

Aggravate

1. To annoy a farmer, agricultural worker or tractor jockey Those rabbits really aggravate the carrot farmer See annoy, infuriate, tease,..

Dong Slobber

1. One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up. Shut the fuck up, dong slobber...

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