Coloradowned

What is Coloradowned?

to be ownedwithin colorado borders, possibly by skiing, playing the Broncos, or even by the wildlife

Marco was coloradowned when the buffalo sodomized him.

See owned, pwned

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The Crab

1. A dance where you bend both arms facing the floor in a right angle and take numerous side steps to the left and right, imitating a crab...

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