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The ability to have your way with as many pillows as possible when your significant other isnt there
Man when my girlfriend isnt here, ..
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I have always wanted to go on a honeymoon, but I am not married thus going on a trip that is similar to a honeymoon but with a friend.
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A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
"Hey Bob, gimme some ammo, here com..