Colossal Panda

What is Colossal Panda?


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An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall

English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda

English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

See panda, knee cap, colossal, asian, man, harpoon, tall, size


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