What is Colostitute?
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A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
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The coolest of all sauces, usually extracted from the testicles of members of the band heroes of valhalla. However, it can come from any..
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A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.
Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."
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