What is Colostitute?
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A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
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The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.
Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!
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Having reached a boiling point where one is totally pissed off by technology...Usually occurs when loading new software or hardware...
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