What is Colostitute?
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A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
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The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.
Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!
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an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by " Aw&q..
