What is Colostitute?
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A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
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Adverb: To disappear while on vacation as the result of poor decision making leading to foul play.
Melanie got Hollowayed in Miami and ..
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drunk, under the influence
I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was und..
