What is Colostitute?
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A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
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v. To apply lubricant, for the purpose of self-gratification or sex using a product unintended for the genitals, often causing the owner..
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a hot,gorgeous ass on a good looking woman wearing a thong. A better word than "Apple Bottoms".
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