Colostrophe

What is Colostrophe?

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence

"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"

See catastrophe, colostomy

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