Colton

What is Colton?


1.

A cool kid

Some one who is very chill

or laid back

"Look at that cool kid"

"Yeah he is so Colton"

See cool kid, chill, chillax, laid back

2.

amazingly cute and smart. never fake and always the perfect bf.

"omg. i wish my bf was more colton!"

See cute, smart, trustworthy, loyal, amazing

3.

beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever.

I love me some colton. :)

See hot, amazing, sweet, cute, smart

4.

a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!

stay away form that kid, he is so colton.

See depressed, drugs, pathetic, lies, charm

5.

a boy who makes you like him a lot but doesn't like you back and when you stop he'll just like you and you'd get into a whole weird situation considering you're bestfriends. then he asks you to sleep with him but he's already went and slept with 2 other girls at the same time before he asks you but say he just wants you.

man, that boy is almost as difficult as colton.

See nice, funny, stupid, heartbreaker

6.

1. a creepy middle school boy who stalks girls and has the ability to change forms. when he is near, you can usually find a group of girls screaming "AHHH! COLTON!" anything can be related back to him. perhaps the creepiest thing he does is posess his victims to say things such as "colton's body is a wonderland", "hey pretty colton with the high heels on", and "i want colton's hot body next to me!" of course, none of this would be said by a non-posessed girl. his most famous form of stalkingis the random box that appears on your computer screen late at night. he is also known as 'frankie jay' due to the fact he looks a lot like frankie jonas. anything can be blamed on him.

2. a motorcycle.

random laugh out of nowhere - four girls scream "AHH! COLTON!!"

"last night i was on yahoo talking to paul then this colton box popped up on my computer, therefore i had no choice but to run around in circles and scream 'AHH! COLTON!'"

mom: do you want mexican tonight?

daughter that is one of colton's victims: oh no, mexican aka rico aka stalker aka COLTON! AHH!

*as a motorcycle drives by* "geez, why are coltons so loud?"

See creepy, scary, stalker, boy, abnormal, unhealthy, obsessed

7.

a russian fish stick

hey man you gonna eat that colton?

See rat, ball buster, kangaroos


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