What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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getting owned by a donkey.
that donkey left that guy with a ravaged ring piece see....tijuana
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A small city south of Perth in Western Australia Connected to the Dero Town of Kwinana.
Formally a pieceful town now with lower land a..
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To masturbate while imaging an 20 year old Slovenian is about to have sexual intercourse with you
I'm gonna knock the top off of a..