What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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someone who is not worth being a friend.
so-so friend.
you just knew the person from a friend and you just dont freaking care.
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The man boobs of an overly obese man found at McDonalds.
"Hey! Look at the McJigglies on that one!"
See mcdonalds, fat, obes..