What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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Cider, especially rough scrumpy ciders.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.
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(see also optirectumitus)
Chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature. Derived from opti-rectum-itis as follows:
opti: having t..
