What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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the act of freezing your penis to the point of it becoming a popsicle or some other thing you would usually keep in the freezer.
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a Wife who is one in name, but is not there in the physical. She wants the title but not the job.
Roger has a Quasi-Wife, Rachael wants..
