Colton Harpst

What is Colton Harpst?


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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.

That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.

See god, chuck norris, da shiz


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