What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.
bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot?..
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You begin by doing a snobby girl from behind in the Vgine. Then you proceed to stick two fingers in the boot and scoop out some stoof. ..
