What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.
I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!
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1.) someone who takes ..
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noun: term endearment for one's girlfriend
Hey man, I'm gonna go home, take a bubble bath, curl up with a good book, then cal..
