What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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Originated during the 2003 Francis Howell North tennis located in St. Charles, Missouri. The word is based around Kirk M. the #1 player ..
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A nasty old guy who can't be proven to be a pedophile, so he's just a creepophile.
Pervert alert! Hey Sandy, there goes that ..