What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of priz..
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When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a &quo..
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an online journal notorious for always being down and not available to users.
also refered to as "melo"
"Ah man melo is..