What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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The substance remaining after a wad of jiz is mixed with sand and breadcrumbs.
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When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.
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