What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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A picture of a penis sent by Lord Zucchini over Xbox Live. It's one of many legends spawned by Gears of War, almost mythical in nat..
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To be molested by an asian girl.
Yuanqi totally seditionized me last night. Two beers and a roofie!
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