What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl
"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"
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every thursday, a one person is required to wear a throw back or some other type of jersey. this is required by law
brett wore his thro..
