What is Colton Harpst?
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an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
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A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunkfrom unprotected sex. Kla..
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okay so this lad is a gorgeous young feller.
i want to eat him.
he also goes by the names "amazing" or "beautiful"..
