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an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.
Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!
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The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.
Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.
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Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..