What is Columbia Sportswear?
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Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working 
Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit
Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.
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