What is Columbian Retirement Package?


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A kilo of cocaine.

Guy #1: Eycabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.

Guy #2: Obamaain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% taxfree.

See retirement, package, cocaine, coke


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