What is Columbian Sandpaper Ride?
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When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit
Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks
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Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.
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A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.
Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.
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Someone who is being annoying or stupid. Basically being called a penis!
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