What is Columbian Sandpaper Ride?


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When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit

Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks

See sandpaper, ride, dirty, sanchez


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