What is Columbian Sausage?
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The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.
Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.
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