Columbian Sausage

What is Columbian Sausage?


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The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

See poo, coffee, breakfast, filter


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