Columbian Stiffy

What is Columbian Stiffy?

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When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?

Me: In the back to the left.

Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!

Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

See morning boner, shitty, hilarious
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