What is Columbus Academy?
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Where the boy are man whores and check out CSG butts at dances. Their toilets are messed up and gym smells like dirty chalks. They write on slates, like in the 1830s, and think they are even better than any other private school because they're Co. ed. 99.9% of the boys use gel to style their hair, and 75% of the guy who do that leave gel on their clothes while changing. The girls have more acne on their faces than fish in the sea. They are daddy's little girl and get whatever they want. The guys are momma boys and get whatever they want. They drive in only the best cars with no fuel efficiency, and their hornier than the devil himself.
Typical Columbus Academy Discussion
Jake: Dude!!, what's on your face??????
Mitchell: Oh that, that's a glob of hair gel that fell off.
Jake: Noo, those pimples man, so you and Maddie back together?
Mitchell: Oh ya, she likes to ride in my stick-shift.
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