What is Columbus Butt Hole Rub?

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Made famous by Josh Pilson (the ass feret), it is the act of a male rubbing his goatee on the anus, while spreading the butt cheeks, collecting the dingleberries on his facial hair, and then having the girl lick them off (or guy).

Side effects: Shit on your face, terrible nose bleeds, odd smelly rash, herpes, AIDS

After Josh gave Clayton a Columbus Butt Hole Rub, Clayton was hospitalized with the amount of STDs in his asshole. Josh is kickin' with the little boys now

See cincinnati bow tie, cleveland steamer, josh, clayton, asshole
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