What is Columbus Chump?
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A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.
" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".
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1. Staring at someone in a manner that indicates a sexual interest.
2. Looking at someone to the point at which they are being undresse..
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Fat Kid Syndrome is a very common disease among young to middle aged men/boys which causes one to break out in proclamations of love fo..
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Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.
My boss is such a douche tube.
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A more offensive but very similar varia..
