Columbus Shelf

What is Columbus Shelf?

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!

Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

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