What is Colville?
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a small town in the 509 with an estimated 5,000 ppopulation. the people there love to gossip, and almost no one can let go of a grudge. everyone knows everyone's business. The girls are bitches and they run that shit. The guys never stand up to the girls--they are a bunch of pussy's. They go with whatever the girls say because they don't want to get butch slapped or look uncool, mostly, they don't want to look uncool. The ironic thing is, everyone in that town is uncool. its packed with losers.
No one can keep their mouths shut about anything. you tell someone a secret and by the end of the day, everyone in colville, and kettle falls knows too.
the town is a very rural area,
mostly people go forking, puding, hiking, camping, fishing, and riding horses.
but theres not really much to do unless you like to drink.
the people there are drastically different from those in the cities.
they call people from seattle "coasties" and its quite an insult. when they meet a coastie, they immediately want to beat their ass. people from the 509 area are more real than people from the 206. if you are a fake bitch, the girls will beat your ass. they won't say nothin either. just walk up to you and punch you in the face.
girl : dam, i want to leave this mother fucker.
girl 2: i know man, shit.
girl 3 : Colville sucks.
ALL: lets go get fucked up!
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Colville is located in the northeastern part of Washington, however, it is also home to the highest incest population per capita in the United States. The city contains roughly 5000 people, all who are know for beastiality. If you decide to visit, you will likely see some man belly, to dog back contact. Activities include hiking, fishing, camping, the fisting of young boys, extreme butt sex in the highschool locker room, including football coach - player encounters. Other popular activities, have to do with the urinating into the anus's of men named chaz davis.
"Dude, yesterday i saw the entire Colville football team gang banging a male boston terrier"
"wierd..."
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