Colywompus

What is Colywompus?

refers to anything that does not work quite right when it should, there for its considered to be colywompused

credit card machine can become colywompused during a lighting storm

See broke, busted, discombobulated

Jalkholate

1. to masturbate, to beat the meat, After I saw Kim Kardashian's ass, I jalkholated for 2 hours last night See masturbate, beat the ..

Hob Job

1. When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time. Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job! 2. One who can float in v..

Puerto Rican Breakfast

1. put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is t..

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