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the act of awakening the morning after a long night of getting crunk/shittanked/schwasted and instantly realizing that you are still abs..
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Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.
"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed ..
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To formally introduce an individual into office
I never knew who the president was until his inauguration..