Coma Wedding

What is Coma Wedding?


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A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

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