What is Comalacock?
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when someone takes down their pants and flaps their dick around extremely fast. usually the cock is covered in water as to get the person nearby wet with cocky water.
I am going to
comalacock that mother fucker, since i have just left theshower .
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(Adverb)
Of, relating to, homebody. 
To display homebodyish attribute
To partake in anti-social behaviour
"Mike's not comi..