Comatext

What is Comatext?


1.

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

See text, comatose, sms, texting, cellphone

2.

when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;

you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"

"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"

See tylenol, coma, tattoo, bum, sleep, hatchetgirl


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