Comatext

What is Comatext?


1.

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

See text, comatose, sms, texting, cellphone

2.

when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;

you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"

"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"

See tylenol, coma, tattoo, bum, sleep, hatchetgirl


84

Random Words:

1. pronounced wombat, stands for "wetting my bed all the time" I went through a period of w.m.b.a.t.t. untill i was 13! See wom..
1. If the subject is Heinlein or homosexuality, the probability of a Hitler/Nazi comparison being made becomes equal to one. A: I am a hom..
1. N. A meeting or gathering in which two or more gingers attend, for the sake of a party or outragious good time. Stephanie: Yeah, i&apos..