What is Comatext?
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Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.
I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.
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when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;
you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"
"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"
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