What is Comatext?
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Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.
I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.
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when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;
you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"
"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"
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something that's def. goin' down. usually involving the chronic, thizz, drank, etc. baller status.
yeeea yeeea we doin' ..
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When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
Uh, that crackhead
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