What is Comatext?
1.
Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.
I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.
See
2.
when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;
you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"
"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"
See
Random Words:
1.
A Big fat asain who when dressed in red looks extremely like santa claus
Hey look angry anum has come early this year, hide your dinner..
1.
Women that take classes in voodoo and sewing just to make dolls of ex-boyfriends and husbands. The dolls are typically found with excess..