Comatose Kielbasa

What is Comatose Kielbasa?

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

See dead fish, shocker

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