What is Comb Your Beard?
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Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.
Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!
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A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from 
Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.
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The Juggernaut ' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."
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to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.
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1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.
I was so stonned I almost didnt se..